First Dirty Joke

When I was about five my father told me my “first dirty joke” – – – A man on the train has to poop. He goes to the bathroom but someone is using it. He goes back five minutes later, it’s still being used. He goes back again later, it is still being use. He can’t wait any longer so he drops his pants and sticks his fanny out the window. This happens just as the train is pulling into a station. The conductor on the platform yells out “Will the bald man with the cigar in his mouth please pull his head back in the window”